[Motivated]

Here are a few more funnies!

1. What is Batman's real name?A: 'Ummm...Bruce!...Bruce Willis!'

2. Invent your own superhero: 'My superhero's name is Dog Boy. It's half man and half dog. Dog Boy lives on top of a mountain in a secret part of Mongolia. His normal job is bank manager'.

3. What man, probably the most famous in history, was born sometime around the year 0?A: 'Adam Sandler'

4. on famous people:'Some people are rich and famous, like actors. Some people are not famous - like poor broken scientists'.

5. What annoys you?A: My mother is annoyed when I pick my nose and when I don't wash my legs and it gets smelly down there'.

6. What do you do that annoys others?A: The unlucky man annoys others. I am an unlucky man. Sometimes the unlucky man breaks wind in class and I annoy others'.

7. Would you like to be the 1st person in space?A:'Of course I would because my family is so boring and I need some excitement in my life'.

8. On white liesA: 'I think it is okay to tell white lies. When my mother was pregnant she was a big fat pig. But I cannot say this to my mother so I said to her 'you look beautiful'. That is why it's good to tell white lies'.

9. what does Osama mean in English?A: 'Criminal'.

10. On school rules:We must not be slow, we must not run, we must not cry, we must not fight, we must not drink vodka'.